Baby Becca

On Tuesday in the car I noticed Luke's hands down his pants and asked Luke what he was doing.

"I'm squeezing my balls to see if any pee-pee comes out."

"Honey don't squeeze those, you need those to make a baby someday."

"I'm a boy, Mom. Girls make babies in their tummies."

"Oh, right." Now is not the time for the talk.

Then suddenly, a random segue, "I'm gonna call Jamie's baby Becca!"

Later we talked to Jamie on speaker and told her Luke thinks it will be a girl named Becca. Jamie, not loving the name, tells Luke, "Maybe someday when you have your own baby you can name it Becca."

And in his best "No Duh" voice, he says, "We're NOT HAVING anymore babies!!!!"